Learning that Quagmire is going on a Cross "Cuntry" (his spelling Quagmire is apparently so perverted that he doesn't believe "country" is spelled with an "o" between the "c" and the "u") trip through all 50 states with the intent of having sex with a woman in every state, Brian and Stewie hitch a ride in his "Wanna-bang-o". Stewie is convinced that this man is his real father (he's really not proud of having Peter as a father) and resolves to travel to San Francisco to meet with him. Stewie is abruptly brought back to Earth, and he decides to change his ways.īango Was His Name OhLater, while watching television, Brian and Stewie see an interview with a San Francisco man who looks and sounds exactly like Stewie.
However, Stewie's detonator malfunctions, and he blows himself up and is crushed beneath the lifeguard chair. Feeling humiliated and wanting to kill his nemesis, Stewie rigs a lifeguard chair with dynamite and lures Brad beneath it by putting a piece of marzipan under it. He nearly drowns in the process, while Brad finishes in first place. Jealous, Stewie decides to try and outdo him in a swimming race. Encouraged by Peter and Lois to take swimming lessons, Stewie meets the star pupil of the class, Brad. GoodeThe film opens at the Quahog Community Swimming Pool. Then, on a green background, we see a sex warning, then it cuts to the 20th Century Fox logo. On screen we see fictional trailers for fictional movies (including a very clichéd Walt Disney movie). It ends inside the theater, where Quagmire is making a bootleg recording of the film (after being momentarily distracted by a woman's cleavage). Other guests included Drew Barrymore, the Kool-Aid Man and Cleveland. Meg comes out and reporter Tricia Takanawa asks her a question and before Meg can even respond, David Bowie arrives and Tricia's attention is drawn to him as she dry humps his leg and offers to make him fish ball soup. Lois falls out as she is extremely drunk because there was booze in the car and is followed by Peter, embarrassed beyond belief. Stewie comes out and describes his political career, which resembles Saddam Hussein's.
Chris comes out and makes a joke that he was sitting backwards in the limo so his underwear was going the right way. Brian comes out of the limo and asks how everyone got in his bedroom. Eventually, the Griffin family arrives and each of them make a grand entrance, with the exceptions of Meg and Chris. PrologueThe entire film begins with a news report involving the premiere of the actual film itself at the Quahog Performing Arts Center, where several characters have been invited.
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